Dan sent this video my way earlier today and I couldn’t contain the awkward smile:
Sure, there’s some hilarious editing going on here, but WOW, I kind of can’t believe that source material exists.
Is it written somewhere that all children’s show hosts must be creepy beyond rational belief?
I was asked earlier today to make a quick li’l photoshop for Nerve’s front page. Here’s what I came up with:
There was a great deal of chuckling.
About an hour later it was deemed “too disturbing” by one of the editors and I had to switch it out for this:
Decidedly less fun, but everyone who visted the site between 12:30 and 2:00 today got to enjoy that first one, so they are the winners in all of this, right?
Look at this. This was my lunch today: a junior bacon cheeseburger, crispy chicken sandwich, value fries and a small Dr. Pepper from Wendy’s.
That’s what a small soda looks like.
It TOWERS over my dinky little food. Normally I go for the value soda (16 oz.) and wind up with just too little to be satisfied, but i barely got halfway through this behemoth of a “small.”
Come on, America, learn your portion sizes.
